Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.
Little Caesars!
Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
A drowning epileptic.
because to him, alcohol is not a solution.
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Pollution.
