How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does a two-headed cat say??

Weow!

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Pane Jokes More Pane Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift