How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

What is the best cure for a headache?

DECAPITATION!!!

Pane Jokes More Pane Jokes

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.