How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

What did the ill kitty say to the playful puppy?

Not right meow, I have a headache."

Pane Jokes More Pane Jokes

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.