How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Why does it go from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What did the ill kitty say to the playful puppy?

Not right meow, I have a headache."

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Pane Jokes More Pane Jokes

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk