Pane Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

What does a successful rapping cow struggle with?

Moo money moo problems

What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Break Window Jokes More Break Window Jokes

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.