Pane Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Homeowner Jokes More Homeowner Jokes

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.