Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane