Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.