Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.