How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How do you cure depression?

A gun.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.