How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

How does a mathematician cure constipation?

How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.