How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!