Where did the witch get her furniture ?

From the ideal gnome exhibition !

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.