Where did the witch get her furniture ?

From the ideal gnome exhibition !

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What goes cackle cackle squelch squelch?

A witch in soggy trainers.

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What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.