Where did the witch get her furniture ?

From the ideal gnome exhibition !

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What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

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Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture