Where did the witch get her furniture ?

From the ideal gnome exhibition !

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Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.