What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P