What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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Look at her beaver.

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!