What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

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Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.