What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

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What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)