Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.