Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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What state makes exclusively swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

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Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)