Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

What do you call a swiss priest?

A Holy Cheese!

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Why do Christians like Swiss cheese?

It's holey.

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it