How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes?

Errorist