How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

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What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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What is Don"t short for?

pupil. doughnut.

What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

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How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.