How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.