Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....