Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"