What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

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He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

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Just be *honest* with it man...

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Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer