Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream