Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

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Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

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What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

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Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.