Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream