What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Tub Jokes More Tub Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.