Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
She swallowed
Run around until you get pooped out. :)
Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss
If it's pasturize
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
A bramble bee !
iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog
Sleep at night
U and I.
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
A Robin Williams.
A dead bird
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
Just ice
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
