Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
He had to swallow his pride!
Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.
He drowned them in the morning.
In the mainstream
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.
What do you mean?
Jail break.
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
So he could tell the time at night !
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.
A dead bird
Wild Twerky!
Whiskey sour
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.
