What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

Tub Jokes More Tub Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.