Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.