What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."