What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world