What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze