What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"