What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

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What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

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What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE