What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

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What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!