Thanksgive Jokes

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

How was your thanksgiving?

gt&gt Very stuffing.

Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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