What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

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Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed