Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

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Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.