Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

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Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

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