It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
A: They place flowers on the grave.
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
A: The slow ones are in jail.
Trustworthy.
Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!
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