What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl !

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.