What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

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Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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A: He wanted to see time fly.

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Because Windows 7 8 9!

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It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."