What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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Because it's grounded.

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A: He wanted to see time fly.

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He Freudian slipped.

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."