How slime flies!
Swine flu
A pilot.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
Because seven "ate" nine.
when it slips out.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
She heard he was a cowpuncher!
Gimme a slug of whiskey.
Because I told him a good joke.
Once upon a slime . . ."
