What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

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What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

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Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

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Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."