Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25