Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky