Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25