Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.