Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts