Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

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What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.