Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.