Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat