Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?

Collared Greens'

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.