Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

aggregated basalt

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.