Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.