Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

How are Jail and Olive Garden Similar?

Free Endless Salad Tossing

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.