Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest