Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."