Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

What did the flower couple call their two babies?

Poli, Nate

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.