What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.