What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest