What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.