Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue