Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.