What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!