What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

Who's there/9-11/9-11 who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!

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What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day