What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!