What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!