What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

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What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.