What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

soup