What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

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What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.