What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.