What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

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What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!

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How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!