What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...