What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...