What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.