Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !