Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!