Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena