Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was .

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How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

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How many Police Officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None. He 'fell'.

What do you call a racist police officer?

A Police Officer