Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was .

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

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