Pet Dog Jokes

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

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What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium