Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

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What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.