Just China be funny.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
His matey told him he needed an iPatch
He's looking over his shoulder
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
Ding Dong
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
An IPhone.
None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.
Its his name.
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.