Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

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How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?

They outsauced it.

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.