What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film?

Anti-chromactic

How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

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What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)