What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it