What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.