What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

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You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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Irene

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)