What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

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Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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What do you call a security guard in a jumping castle?

A Bouncer

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy