Whore Jokes

What's the difference between a whore and a truck?

The truck can only take the load from behind where as the whore can take it from anywhere.

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What did the leper give to the whore?

A tip

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How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

What do you call a whore that actually moans?

Hormones.

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What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

What's the difference between Jesus and a whore?

The expression on their face when they're getting nailed.

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How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

Why did all the sea monsters refer to the kraken as a whore when he died?

Because he died choking on a bunch of seamen.

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Whore that was shot by a sniper?

360 hoscope

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What do you call a whore famous among pickles?

A lady of dill repute.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a whore?

They both moan when you nail them, but only one of them actually enjoys it.

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What does a whore call a bus load of men?

Meals on Wheels

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What's the difference between a lawyer and whore?

The lawyer can't guarantee to get you off.

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Whore?

I don't cry when I chop up a Whore.

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Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

Why did the chicken run out of the brothel?

Whore moans.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Whats the difference between a nun and a whore in a bathtub?

One has a soul full of hope...

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What do call a whore in Alaska?

An eskihoe

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What's the difference between a corn shucker with epilepsy and a whore with diarrhea?

The corn shucker shucks between fits...

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What's the difference between a clever midget and my ex-girlfriend, the trackstar?

One's a cunning runt... and I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call a whore with a runny nose?

Full.

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What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

What does a bucket of KFC and a whore have in common?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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What is the difference between an epilectic oyster and a whore with diarrhea?

One you shuck between fits.

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Whores?

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Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

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How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Derivative Jokes More Derivative Jokes

What is a derivative in a derivative?

Inflection.

What is the derivative of 151?

Poke(dx)

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

Sea Man Jokes More Sea Man Jokes

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that