They both moan when you nail them, but only one of them actually enjoys it.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.
You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D
A velocirapture
He didn't like the Pilate
because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
They turn it over.
They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.
