Whats the difference between Jesus and a whore?

They both moan when you nail them, but only one of them actually enjoys it.

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What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

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Whats a frogs favourite website??

REDDIT

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

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What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.