They both moan when you nail them, but only one of them actually enjoys it.
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
Babies
He got too attached to his work.
Because he hates crosswalks
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
A: Replace the nails with screws.
Because it's a Finnish hymn.
Because it just makes me falafel.
They turn it over.
Public hair Ill show myself out..
About 3 inches
Did your manners die too Use your words!
