Whats the difference between Jesus and a whore?

They both moan when you nail them, but only one of them actually enjoys it.

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What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

Little seizures

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.