Whats the difference between Jesus and a whore?

They both moan when you nail them, but only one of them actually enjoys it.

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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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A teabag stays in the cup longer

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A white owl goes : Who Who A black owl goes : Who dat who dat

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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French Flies!

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During PRIME time!

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Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.