They both moan when you nail them, but only one of them actually enjoys it.
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Stealing candy from a dead baby.
Because he has holes in his hands
Nailed it
A cruiseifixion.
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
So that deaf people could enjoy them too.
They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.
You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
An ironing board.
