What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

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How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?

Mark Sanchez.

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

Where will a springer spaniel never shop?

At a flea market!