Why did the chicken run out of the brothel?

Whore moans.

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

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Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

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What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD