Why did the chicken run out of the brothel?

Whore moans.

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Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

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Whores?

Derivatives

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So she could moan with the other.

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