Why did the chicken run out of the brothel?

Whore moans.

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What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

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Pure-eh

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They turn it over.

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I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

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An ironing board.