What's the difference between a clever midget and my ex-girlfriend, the trackstar?

One's a cunning runt... and I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore.

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What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

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What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.