What does a whore call a bus load of men?

Meals on Wheels

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

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What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant?

A bodybag

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel :)

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.