Meals on Wheels
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
They go back four seconds.
Because women are at the wheel.
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!
There are so much seamen there.
A bus-load of babies on fire.