What did the leper give to the whore?

A tip

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.