What did the leper give to the whore?

A tip

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

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What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel