What did the leper give to the whore?

A tip

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

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What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg