What do you call a whore that actually moans?

Hormones.

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What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

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How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

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Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Why can't anything be easy?

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