What is the difference between an epilectic oyster and a whore with diarrhea?

One you shuck between fits.

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A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks