Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a temple-running frog?

Amphibiana Jones.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !