Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.