What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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Cafe

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up