What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

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What's /r/blackpeopletwitter's favourite charity?

ox-fam

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

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What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam